happy birthday to me.

happy birthday to me.

happy birth-daaaay, to meeee-eeeeeeeeee,

hap-py birth-daaaaay. toooooo, meeeeee.

now, i was going to put a picture of a birthday cake here. however, when i googled the image "ugly birthday cake" this is the first picture that google came up with:



that's not what i wanted for my birthday.