this place is a mess.

You know, every time I post something, then look at this blog to see if it posted correctly, I can't stand the way this place looks.
Seriously. It just nauseates me sometimes. Totally blorf-o-riffic.
I mean, it's a goddamn Blogger template, I've been using it since oh...2003 or so, and to be honest, I've never liked the way this place looks. It's like I'm blogging out of a musty old basement in a home built in 1919 with cracked plaster ceilings, exposed pipes, sagging shelves, a black asphalt tile floor, ancient windows that haven't been cleaned since 1974, piles of laundry everywhere, and soggy old walls tagged with 1980's-era graffiti and mushrooms growing out of them.
Not that I've ever been in a place like that, but still.

Now if I could only find my microphone...
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