why i should not leave the house
"why is this water green?" i asked myself tonight at my friend joey's house. i had just used his toilet, and after i was done, i looked down and noticed the water was a bright green color. what the hell? i thought back about everything i had eaten today, and not one thing i ate would turn my urine green.
oatmeal? nah. a taco salad? nope. i didn't even have any guacamole. didn't take a vitamin this morning, forgot. i hadn't eaten dinner yet, so i was baffled.
then i thought, "wait a minute," and flushed. the water that flowed down from the tank was bright blue.
"yellow and blue make green."
i can be so dumb sometimes.