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3.07.2005

when in doubt...




...post a picture of a man wearing horn-rimmed glasses and holding a sausage.

I found this about 6 months ago on some site that has random, anonymous pictures people have found, and I totally forgot I had it until I stumbled across it tonight. It's one of my favorite pictures of all time, actually.

The filth-potential is boundless.

Caption, anyone?

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18 Comments:

At 21:16, Blogger wah said...

hot sausage.
sexy.

 
At 21:31, Blogger Dave said...

Here's a caption:
"I betcha you can't get one of these in San Francisco."

 
At 22:23, Anonymous Scott-O-Rama said...

Oh my. What a large sausage. It makes me feel all tingly.

 
At 00:53, Anonymous Bernal Boy said...

Tyrone Winger proudly displaying his mother's used tampon.

 
At 03:46, Blogger dAAve said...

"Please, meet MY significant other. Who needs gay marriage?"

 
At 05:33, Blogger Scott W said...

Look out! He's packing a Hebrew National!

 
At 13:38, Blogger Michael said...

Before he was famous, Doctor Atkins travels the country rallying for what would become one of America's most popular diets.

 
At 14:06, Anonymous Brian said...

"If you like this, you should check out my buns."

 
At 16:31, Blogger Michael said...

Oh Oh! Here's another one:

The third little pig, who built his house of bricks, had only one fear: the big bad wolf.

Then one day, he unsuspectingly opened his door to an encyclopedia salesman... or so he thought.

 
At 16:46, Blogger don said...

the missing link

 
At 16:52, Blogger Lucky Pink said...

You should have the picture made into a poster for your house. It would be a great conversation piece! How could anyone see a pic of a guy holding a giant sausage and NOT say something?

 
At 17:39, Blogger dAAve said...

MY VOTE GOES TO DON:

The Missing Link

 
At 18:00, Blogger Lee said...

"And this is the sex toy my wife and I use at our monthly Marital Relations Night."

 
At 21:11, Anonymous Panzo said...

Completely legal in Alabama!

 
At 22:06, Blogger Michael said...

Um. Just one more. I'm sorry Chad, but this is so much fun:

After 25 faithful years working for the Swaggerty Sausage Company, Earl is honored at the company's annual "Pigout Party." Mildred, his wife exclaims that she's just as proud as all getout and good heavens to betsy if that isn't the biggest sausage she's ever seen, clasping her hands together in pure delight. Her best friend Delores exchanges a knowing glance towards her husband Henry and says "Well, maybe for you." Suddenly embarrased that she has attracted questioning looks from the girls in her quilting group, she changes the subject: "Oh, girls... you have to try my tuna casserole. It's a new recipe..." This time, it's Henry that blushes. That night Henry and Delores make wild passionate love, (the best in years) while the radio cranks out (I Can't Believe) She Gives It All To Me by Conway Twitty.

 
At 00:53, Blogger Michael Guy said...

"...and so...on behalf of a grateful nation, we present to you the Congressional Sausage of Freedom..."

 
At 07:47, Blogger Cement Brunette said...

"Twenty bucks tp the first guy who can shove this up his ass without wincing."

 
At 08:07, Blogger Michael said...

Heh, heh...is it warm in here? Maybe I'll take my pants off...heh, heh.

 

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