when in doubt...
...post a picture of a man wearing horn-rimmed glasses and holding a sausage.
I found this about 6 months ago on some site that has random, anonymous pictures people have found, and I totally forgot I had it until I stumbled across it tonight. It's one of my favorite pictures of all time, actually.
The filth-potential is boundless.
Caption, anyone?
posted by Chox @ 21:10
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17 Comments:
hot sausage.
sexy.
Here's a caption:
"I betcha you can't get one of these in San Francisco."
Oh my. What a large sausage. It makes me feel all tingly.
Tyrone Winger proudly displaying his mother's used tampon.
"Please, meet MY significant other. Who needs gay marriage?"
Look out! He's packing a Hebrew National!
Before he was famous, Doctor Atkins travels the country rallying for what would become one of America's most popular diets.
"If you like this, you should check out my buns."
Oh Oh! Here's another one:
The third little pig, who built his house of bricks, had only one fear: the big bad wolf.
Then one day, he unsuspectingly opened his door to an encyclopedia salesman... or so he thought.
You should have the picture made into a poster for your house. It would be a great conversation piece! How could anyone see a pic of a guy holding a giant sausage and NOT say something?
MY VOTE GOES TO DON:
The Missing Link
"And this is the sex toy my wife and I use at our monthly Marital Relations Night."
Completely legal in Alabama!
Um. Just one more. I'm sorry Chad, but this is so much fun:
After 25 faithful years working for the Swaggerty Sausage Company, Earl is honored at the company's annual "Pigout Party." Mildred, his wife exclaims that she's just as proud as all getout and good heavens to betsy if that isn't the biggest sausage she's ever seen, clasping her hands together in pure delight. Her best friend Delores exchanges a knowing glance towards her husband Henry and says "Well, maybe for you." Suddenly embarrased that she has attracted questioning looks from the girls in her quilting group, she changes the subject: "Oh, girls... you have to try my tuna casserole. It's a new recipe..." This time, it's Henry that blushes. That night Henry and Delores make wild passionate love, (the best in years) while the radio cranks out (I Can't Believe) She Gives It All To Me by Conway Twitty.
"...and so...on behalf of a grateful nation, we present to you the Congressional Sausage of Freedom..."
"Twenty bucks tp the first guy who can shove this up his ass without wincing."
Heh, heh...is it warm in here? Maybe I'll take my pants off...heh, heh.
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